inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

son-of-the-liberty:

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

I’m seriously such a horrible person. I fucking hate myself and I am not trying to be dramatic. I truly hate myself and I hate myself more and more every second I think about it. If you’re friends with me I feel bad for you. If you’re not dont waste your time. If you’re my parents why haven’t you gotten rid of me yet.

allthingseurope:

Bordeaux, France (by Joffrey Guidon)